Interestings from John Mayer. I like them so I thought you all might too.


Wednesday, May 17, 2006

A Very Important CONTINUUM Update

When it comes to deciding on when to use a semicolon, you just have to feel it out. You'll know when.

If your lawyer was 8 years old and lived in England, it would be very hard to settle on a good time to both get on the phone.

Contrary to what you might have heard, adding the word 'now' when googling a phrase does not yield faster results.

There is no degrees symbol on a laptop. This is so it's harder explain to your friends over IM that your bed is about to catch fire and that you love them very much.

Lighters are very similar matches except that they do not offer you a receipt each time like matches do.

When somebody asks you if you watch LOST, and then get all bent out of shape when you answer "no", this is the best way to explain what a "douchebag" is.

I believe the "Pro" in "MacBook Pro" stands for "prototype".

Imagine how much easier it would be to stop terrorism in the show '24' if only everybody would enunciate.

"Limited Edition" is a great idea for sneakers but sucks for cancer medicines. Made you think.

Here in Hollywood, we have a saying - "Bend over and arch your ass for the camera."

I don't know about you, but if I ever hear the phrase "John, your journey ends here tonight", I'm just gonna start kicking balls.

When I pass through the lobby of a hotel, I like to offer a simple "I'm going out for a while!" or "I'm back!" to the front desk staff. Keep 'em up filled in.

Thanks for your time,

John