>In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and
>productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all
>students well taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY
>TEACHING
>(S.H.I.T.).
>
>We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than anyone
>else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on
>the
>course, please see your lecturer. You will be immediately placed at
>the top
>of the S.H.I.T. list, and our lecturers are especially
>skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
>
>Students who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in
>DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS ( D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).
>
>Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to
>go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our
>lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don't have to do
>S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.
>
>If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job
>teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING
>LECTURE
>LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).
>
>For students who are intending to pursue a career in management
>andconsulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL
>OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION ( M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course
>Emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.
>
>If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF
>TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T .).
>
>Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING
>(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
>
>PS. Now send this S.H.I.T. to 5 or more people who need S.H.I.T. in
>their
>life, just not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T., they
>have already had their fill of S.H.I.T. Thank You for your time.
>
>Sincerely,
>The Director Under the Michigan Bureau of Super High Intensity
>Teaching. (The D.U.M.B. S.H.I.T .)

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